Handy advice

You have to hand it to us, we really know to give you practical tips. This week, they came from the co-author of Red Hot Touch, who told us all about the well known womanly "hot spots" -- including the clitoris and g-spot -- but also the a-spot and the u-spot (which can, um, get a mini-erection). We learned about "jilling off," how to essentially give a girl's vulva a yoga class, and moves like "The Wave" and the "Clitoris Sandwich."

If you missed it, what in God's name were you thinking?! Lucikly, the show re-plays at 11 p.m. EST (8 p.m. Pacific), throughout the weekend, and again on Monday, so there still may be time to repent for past sins.